Gertrude’s Bigger Problem

Author: 
David Klotzkin
Tuesday, May 31, 2022

Gertrude had had it with her husband hogging the bed. One dark night, she snuck out and checked into a fine hotel. She just wanted a good night’s sleep!

She floated, languorous, centered, in the soft silk sheets of the king-size bed, wide awake. She couldn’t sleep until she scrunched all the way over and clutched the edge of the bed like an ant on a stick.

“Oh, hell,” she thought ruefully.