Drew's Book

Four-year old Drew ran into the house crying and holding a book.

""What's wrong?"" asked Dad.

""Teacher gave this book to have you read to me.  Waaah!  It has pictures.  I hate picture books!  They are for babies.  Why I read this book to Lukey last week.  He likes the pictures.  I don't like someone reading to me.  I read to myself.  And no pictures!"