Time Makes You Bolder

Time Makes You Bolder by Eileen Hahn (a Short Story Contest entry) 

In my seventies, apprehensive, determined to go into Home Depot, not leave until I got everything on my list.

Miles later I pushed cart into checkout lane.
"I think if I shall ever die, it will be in a Home Depot!"
Alarmed, cashier replied, "Oh, please, don't die here. I don't want to find you. Oh, please!"

"You don't have to worry about that, you can't find a darn thing in this place!"